"Thanks for the free day off"

I say that with irony. My school was one of those who decided that we would not be joining the rest of the country in a celebratory day of bunting and champagne, but we were allowed to miss lessons between 11 and 1 to watch the wedding on TV.

Ok, so, Kate and her papa are walking down the aisle, and when they arrive, Wills tells Kate she looks beautiful, then leans over to father Middleton and says: ".... we were supposed to have just a small family affair."

That has got to be my favourite moment from today.